Another dig on the Williamsburg scene from an adorably unlikely source, a mall punk band. The thing is - the video is low-grade satire but the song itself is po-faced malice. The final clincher, "You will all die in Williamsburg," is thoughtlessly cruel, especially since these Teaneck, NJ bros likely have high school friends Vice-d out on South 2nd whom will one day, just like everyone else who did time in the 'Burg, become a lovely and normal human being. It's called "being in your mid-20s" guys, don't worry, it's a phase. Just like shopping at Hot Topic for Armor for Sleep shirts.